Douche The Great

Ever since a little boy, il Duce dreamed of a one thing only. To have somebody to be rude to. Thus when he found his guys, his heart rejoiced with huge dose of joy and joyfully jumped all over his wide, destined-to-lead (It is relatively WIDE!), chest.

He’s NOT a good guy and he is quite neurotic too. It’s not that you don’t want to mess with him, you just don’t want to waste your time with him.

Contact Peppe, ‘nay contact The Animal if you have to. He is actually nice.

And although he doesn’t speak the language below, he likes its look, so he has decided to not only adopt it for his motto, but also to tattoo it on Peppe’s back, when appropriate situation arises.

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